starbuck's virgin

I was in line today at starbuck's
this guy and his family was in front of me
he lifts the front glass cover to the food section and attempts to grab for a stale breakfast sandwich unknowingly that it's a prop food
the woman behind the counter yells at him and points out his erroneous mistake
he gets to the front of the line
it's finally his turn to order
he orders a lemonade
then he attempts to order a decaf coffee completely confused what venti is
he takes another 5-10 min to order
finally getting his lemonade, sandwich and coffee.

i never thought i'd live the day to see in america let alone the world,
someone who's so lost as he was at STARBUCK'S!!!!

that was 20 min of my life amused and confused.

then it was my turn and they ran out of green tea AND corn syrup.
my turn to be lost.